Friday, December 23, 2011

Percocet Christmas

All I want for Christmas is a percocet, a percocet. All I want for Christmas is a ... no, it works, you just have to be sure to hit the syllables with the notes!

Scott and I are awesome parents, as an early Christmas present we gave Emily a wisdom tooth extraction! I know, you wish we were your parents. Well, if she could possibly take a few days off from school we wouldn't have had to do this at Christmas break. But, getting congress to agree would be easier than getting Emily to miss a day of school, and we didn't just finish a bunch of orthodontic work to have it messed up with those pesky wisdom teeth pushing their way in.

It turns out that my daughter is pretty fun stoned! She doesn't remember anything, but her Dad, the doctor, and the nurse thought she was pretty funny. It also turns out that anesthesia gives her the hiccups.

So, chipmunk cheeks is now resting in the recliner, with a liquid diet and a bunch of pain medications. Actually, Scott and I are feeling pretty guilty, she is in a lot of pain and misery. They say the third day is the worst, I think that works out to be Christmas, so while our timing may not be very good our intentions were the best. So here's to a heavily medicated Christmas.

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